thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

(via seanp0donnell)

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lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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(Source: gentleguineapig, via petcanadian)

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mentalltrillness:

god bless the man who will marry my psycho ass one day

(via ubsess)

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  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
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underdoge:

yesimbeyonce:

If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be

Beyonce

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(Source: miraguey, via africandad)

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sachimo:

i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird

(Source: bircls, via ubsess)

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whetaver:

if you have a dog chances are im already in love with you

(via stability)

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nohetero:

hahrys:

boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally

(via f0rever-a-dr3am3r)

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  • me: i like this character
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: they're going to die, aren't they
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